by Linda Cox
Whenever I mention my occupation to a non-wired person, "Isn't there an awful lot of porn on the net?" The question floats toward me like a smoke ring and forms I expect that from my mother, but it's not the public image "Hmmm," I nod coquettishly, "I'll have to look into that." The subtext of my vapid reply could be "Yes, the internet Neither is what I mean to convey, but the truth is probably I've never really looked into sex on the net. I always plan to, but I never do. I think I've always been (I shudder at the thought. Several times.) Well, that sort of cloistered naiveté is fine when you're THE DARING SEXPLORATIONS OF LINDA COX! I have shifted into my Lara Croft/Wonder Woman Intrepid Wish me luck. Here goes... Okay, I'm back. Thanks for waiting. I'm prepared to report Yep, it seems that there IS some sexual content on the Here's what I learned... 1. I can never don my Lara Croft/Wonder Woman alter-ego 2. Acts I consider sexually extreme and taboo, many people 3. I will never use a public restroom or changing room again.
it seems to generate the same response:
a halo around my face, framing me as a pornographer,
nymphomaniac, and all-round corrupter of innocence.
I strive to cultivate. I never have a good response ready.
is a modern-day Gomorrah and I'm in it up to my quivering
loins," or, "I really haven't heard that, but I'm so
pathetically hard-up that I'm gonna race right home and
look."
just as perverse...
very nervous about what I might find. Who knows? Maybe I
myself would become corrupted - lured into the nether regions
of psycho-sexual depravity and cyber-sensual abandon...
never, perhaps, to return.
just peddling software and minding your own business, but
now that I'm prancing around like an e-marketing guru, I
no longer have the luxury of ignoring so large and infamous
a part of our venue.
Female Explorer persona and I am now going to begin my
Conradian trek into the internet's dark interior.
now.
internet. (Drink, please.) Rather a lot, in fact. (Make
it a double.) Funny I never noticed before. (Is it warm
in here?) Actually, it's amazing there's room for anything
else. (WHERE'S THAT FREAKIN' DRINK!?)
again now that I've seen them locked together in
alt.sex.binaries.lesbian.actionheroes in a bout of
no-holes-barred lovemaking.
consider warm-up.
I will never wear a skirt in public again. I will never look
at many salad ingredients the same way again.
4. Certain professions should strictly enforce a much earlier 5. Everything is a sex toy to someone... EVERYthing. 6. I found Howard Sprague's private diary online. Goober and 7. Bondage is a cottage industry. I'm not sure what BDSM is, 8. I accidentally learned how Vinnie, my pizza delivery kid, 9. Some things are better left unshaven. 10. She-males are the damnedest thing since Mike the Headless THE GODS OF INTERNET MARKETING Adult website marketers are the most in-your-face, IN PRAISE OF CENSORSHIP Frankly, I very much oppose adult content on the internet. I Sex is the fire in the belly of civilization. If we allow it Sitting on the couch watching pro wrestling, that's where! About the Author
Linda Cox (J.A.M.G.) is Just Another Marketing Guru.
mandatory retirement age.
Floyd I always suspected, but Otis, Barney, how could you?
but it looks pretty damn uncomfortable.
made ends meet before landing his present gig.
Chicken.
take-no-prisoners, knock-down drag-out rock 'n roll marketers
on earth. If I could sell software the way they sell sex, I'd
be living on my own island.
think it should be legislated out of existence. Here's why:
to become so commonplace that everyone gives up the hot and
frenzied pursuit of it, then humanity will just go sit on the
couch and watch pro wrestling. And then where will we be?
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