by Joe Bingham
Ok Stop!! Read this BEFORE you do any more marketing!!! This is crucial stuff, everyone. I want all of you to take a good, hard Before you sell anything whatsoever to anyone at all, I want you to do Go to your Paypal account and send me $20. No? You don't want to do that? Well, what if I bedazzle you with 13 No? You mean after bedazzling you with my hype I still need to offer you No? What? You mean your own bedazzling web site where you can ask Oh, right! I need to include subliminal messages in that bedazzling Is that enough now? Can I have my $20 yet? No?! Well, how about if I throw in some information on how to get Is the deal good enough now?! Will you travel HYPNOTICALLY to Wait, I'll even make the offer more appealing. If you order now, I'll (insert drum roll, fireworks exploding in the background, and sounds Now only $19.95!!!! (continue cheers and fireworks, but dramatically cease drum roll) There was that dramatic enough? Now can I have my $20, I mean No?! What do you mean NO?!!! Why won't you buy from me? I (Insert sound effect of a phonograph needle being drug backwards What do you mean I have to sell an actual product? This is Internet
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look at your online or network marketing business. If you're not in
one of these businesses, I want you to understand this concept before
you ever think about starting one.
this one simple thing.
pages of 'work from home, residual income' hype first, then ask for
$20. Can I have it then?
something else? Ok, how about an exact duplicate of my bedazzling
web site for you to use as your own so you can ask others to give you
$20 -- of which I get half. Is that better?
for money from others is not enough? What do you want from me?
web site that induce people to buy. I need to include LARGER
THAN LIFE words to lead people to the belief that 'pure gold' is
waiting for them after they enter their credit card information. I need
to use 'secret terms', 'catch words', and 'hypnotic writing' to lead
flocks of credit card toting morons toward the 'BUY NOW!' button.
INSANE traffic to make you OBSCENE profits?
my site in an INSANE fashion and send me some OBSCENE
money?! Please?!!
dramatically reduce the price. Ready, here it goes.
of 1000s of cheering fans borrowed from a live Bon Jovi CD)
$19.95?
what? I don't really have a product? What the 'h-e-double Eiffel
Tower Toothpicks' does that have to do with anything?!!!
across a record. Something like Zrrrrrrrpppp!) (It's so hard to do
sound effects in email. Now I know how the writers of the early
Batman TV shows felt. POW!)
Marketing, I thought all I had to do was create a site and ask for
money and it would be given to me? What has happened here?
You don't think everyone has awakened from their HYPNOTIC I mean, what if all the SECRET TERMS have been revealed? What What if... What if... No. What if from now on we actually have to offer something of VALUE What if our businesses have to actually provide BENEFITS to our My goodness. This could be the end of Internet Marketing as we This could be an enormous change in the way people view the At least that's my plan. All in favor say 'Aye'. About the Author
Joe Bingham, Editor of the NetPlay Newsletters
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Oh no! You don't suppose the porno sites have all the OBSCENE
profits locked up, and the INSANE traffic got busted for driving while
intoxicated, do you?!
trance and that my SUBLIMINAL messages are being screened out
by Microsoft with the use of a special filter made from 3D glasses first
used by movie patrons to watch 'The Creature From the Black
Lagoon", do you?!
if all the CATCH WORDS have holes in their nets? What if there is
no BEDAZZLEMENT left?!
in order to make sales?
customers?
know it. This could be a significant transition time in history when the
scheme, scam, and screw type of businesses go under, and the
legitimate ones rise to the top.
Internet and Network Marketing as a whole! This could be the
beginning of a revolution!
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