by Linda Cox
One of the defining features of cyberspace is the lack Family and fitness suffer the most, so here are a few 1. The chair-bathroom-refrigerator-chair circuit 2. Those little people running around shrieking
of boundaries, so it's not too surprising that some of
us net marketers don't know when to shut off the machine
enjoy the lifestyles we work so hard to create.
tips so you don't wake up fifteen years from now with
the uneasy feeling that something important slipped
away while you weren't looking. Namely, your life.
does not constitute a lap. Take a real walk,
outside perhaps, with the light and the air
and all that nature stuff.
like demons aren't subversive agents. They're
your children, fruit of your flaccid loins.
Go introduce yourself. (TIP: Convert some
photos to flash cards and memorize their names
first. Hey, it's the little things....)
3. Around eighty-three percent of what you do as 4. That new Abs-O-Matic machine and those "Diamond- 5. That distracting light that makes your screen 6. Human warmth cannot be transmitted via ASCII 7. That sack of potatoes you call a butt once had 8. Tape a picture of yourself as a teenager to 9. Living on a diet of Hotpockets and Pepsi is the 10. Crank up the Elvis and SHAKE IT! About the Author
Linda Cox is
an internet marketer is a total waste of time
resulting in absolutely no benefit whatsoever.
Remember that the next time you schedule FFA
ahead of PTA.
Cutter Buns" videos were a great idea. Now all
you need are some soiled baby clothes and a box
of eight-tracks and you can have a garage sale.
(Silly me... Ebay!)
difficult to read is actually the sun, giver
of life. It's okay if some of it gets on you.
text, and fondling your mouse does not
replace physical contact. Have you hugged
your pizza delivery guy today?
muscles in it. The next time you're surfing
the procreation-related websites, try some
comparative analysis.
your monitor. Remember skin tone? Remember your
waistline? Remember when you could tie your shoes
without grunting?
nutritional equivalent of watching a three
day Baywatch marathon. Try eating something
that was grown in soil, not Pyrex.
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